I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
omygods
We got a badass over here
(Source: lemon-sprinkles)
What I would give, for Alan Rickman to say that to me…
omg
livestreaming again you should join me……………..
This is my little buddy, Teddy. His interests include chewing on GQ Magazine and wearing bowties.
HOW IS THIS CONSIDERED “DEAD”???
cplu:
Odori-don is a sushi dish with a dead octopus that dances when soy sauce is poured on it.
Legitimately terrifying.
i couldn’t remember what this was called
AAA AAA OH GOD AAAHH
i actually think this is really endearing and cool. the salt is making the muscles contract and that’s neat
The sodium in the soy sauce interacts with the nerves and makes the muscles spasm!
Also this reminds me of nannerpuss.shit thats
terrifying
dfkj
HAHA WHAT
hehe someone used my joke :)
this is disgusting though. That poor thing is definitely NOT dead. They just cut off part of the squid’s head so the brain was exposed.
but I did lol at the banana gifjesus shit it is dead you guys
the salt in the soy sauce is causing a chemical reaction in the muscles
didn’t you learn anything in your science classes jfc lmao
this terrifies me sob